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24 posts tagged xojane UK
xoJane: it’s ‘sexy’ health check week!
Hey, man. Have you sexy-health-checked your squeeze today? You could saving a life (this was a typo, but I like it so much that I’m leaving it in).
xoJane: Friendship counselling: would you?
Join me as I flip back through my Mental Scrapbook of Deceased Friendships. It’s not creepy or weird at all! It’s got tea-stained decals on, look!
I hold down a full-time middle-management editorial job, a freelance writing career I mainly conduct during loo breaks and, for the last few months, I’ve been looking after my seriously ill mother. Something had to give.
Last week I quit my job because I couldn’t find my sports bra - by me, for xoJane.
Yep. By me, for xoJane UK.
“The Life of Pi - While people watched the film version and wondered “does this prove the existence of God?”, I just kept thinking “BUT WHERE DOES THE TIGER POO?”
“I spend my days completing a five-hour rail London-Shire-London round trip, and hanging out in hospitals (on the plus side, I get to read all of 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami. No, I’m still not sure what it’s about. Everyone does a lot of yoga and slices up loads of daikon radishes, though, I can tell you that).”
All diet and no diet makes Robyn a DIET DIET
One afternoon I’m standing by the mirror with my T-shirt hoiked up, pensively poking the ever-shrinking empty pouch of my belly, and it hits me: there are only three weeks left of my diet.
THE EXTREME DIETRY OF ROBYN WILDER: WEEK 8
By me, for xoJane.
WHO hurt you, Brad? I’ll get Liam fucking Neeson from Taken on the case, I swear to god, just TELL me.
FIVE BETTER MONOLOGUES THAN BRAD PITT’S CHANEL ADVERT
By me, for xoJane.
Features Muppets, replicants and Bill Murray.
Of gymnasiums, iron maidens, and Dogtanian
I’d really like to have one week where my diary’s all ‘breezed through this week! Everything was awesome! Lost like a squillion pounds! Learnt loads! Basically a Jedi now!’ etc.
Of plateauing, penury and pashminas: week 6 of my extreme dietry
More writings for xoJane.
“I’m sorry, eating is against my religions” and other lies to tell at parties.
More writings for xoJane.
In which steak and also vodka and YOU ARE NOT TO JUDGE ME.
Still on a crazy diet, still documenting it for xoJane.
My latest xoJane Hollyoaks Report features bums, swearing and moustaches, plus this amazing video.
I’m still documenting my SPACE DIET for xoJane UK. This week, I go on an odyssey of ham.
By me, for xoJane UK: THREE WOMEN’S ADVERTS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO HURL MY OVARIES INTO A BIN. Then SET FIRE to the bin. Then set fire to ALL BINS. But instead I solve advertising.
