10 posts tagged vlcd
My VLCD has come to an end, so this is my final xoJane EXTREME DIETRY entry. I’ve basically lost the equivalent of two Maine Coons, but I’ve found my courage. Or something.
Look, it’s about a diet.
Panic in the streets of Robyn. Panic in the streets of Robynham…
THE EXTREME DIETRY OF ROBYN WILDER: WEEK 9
By me, for xoJane
One afternoon I’m standing by the mirror with my T-shirt hoiked up, pensively poking the ever-shrinking empty pouch of my belly, and it hits me: there are only three weeks left of my diet.
THE EXTREME DIETRY OF ROBYN WILDER: WEEK 8
By me, for xoJane.
I’d really like to have one week where my diary’s all ‘breezed through this week! Everything was awesome! Lost like a squillion pounds! Learnt loads! Basically a Jedi now!’ etc.
Of plateauing, penury and pashminas: week 6 of my extreme dietry
More writings for xoJane.
“I’m sorry, eating is against my religions” and other lies to tell at parties.
More writings for xoJane.
In which steak and also vodka and YOU ARE NOT TO JUDGE ME.
Still on a crazy diet, still documenting it for xoJane.
“The waistband of my skinny jeans now flaps around my midriff like a busted tyre. I can’t find my belt, so every day I risk exposing myself in public. Essentially I’m playing trouser-chicken with sexual crime.”
I’m still documenting my SPACE DIET for xoJane UK. This week, I go on an odyssey of ham.
By me, for xoJane. Contains nuns and halitosis.
