72 posts tagged robyn wilder
Everyone in this supermarket is directly in your path, this checkout queue is moving too slowly, the woman in front of you is too shrill, and her potatoes are looking at you funny. DESTROY EVERYTHING.
The doorbell rings, and it’s a package for you! But!
The postman isn’t buying your story that the ‘Sam’ this package is addressed to is short for ‘Samantha’. So he takes it back to the depot instead. Happy birthday, Sam!
More - by me, for usvsth3m
Props to you, Christopher’s dad.
I solved Elan Gale Gate for usvsth3m. You’re welcome:
When US TV producer Elan Gale live-tweeted his in-flight spat with an annoying woman, we asked you who was wrong. And the poll results are in! In case you’ve forgotten, this is how the whole thing went down.
On Thanksgiving, Elan Gale reported this situation from a plane:
Our flight is…
So proud of working this GIF into an article.
5 British brown pastes Americans find inexplicable - genuine article I actually wrote for UsVsTh3m. Can’t remember why. Point still stands.
Whoever said the US and the UK are two nations separated by a single language was lying. The US and UK are separated by crisps, aluminium, Brown Sauce and unfailing politeness.
By me, for UsVsTh3m.
4 things I like about the new Lily Allen video, and 4 things I don’t - by me, for UsVsTh3m.
"But where are you from REALLY?" - 16 questions all multiracial people (or anyone who ‘looks a bit foreign’) can expect to hear at least once, by me for UsVsTh3m.