10 posts tagged diet
They let me write all over magazines now, the fools! Here I am in the August issue of ELLE UK, banging on about crying in the queue for Greggs while stuffed into ill-fitting gym wear.
I also made it to the contributor page, where I generally bring the tone down and make poor company for Victoria Coren.
RELATED: The whole sorry story of how I lost my mind dieting is detailed here, complete with bad Game of Thrones photoshopping.
My VLCD has come to an end, so this is my final xoJane EXTREME DIETRY entry. I’ve basically lost the equivalent of two Maine Coons, but I’ve found my courage. Or something.
Look, it’s about a diet.
Panic in the streets of Robyn. Panic in the streets of Robynham…
One afternoon I’m standing by the mirror with my T-shirt hoiked up, pensively poking the ever-shrinking empty pouch of my belly, and it hits me: there are only three weeks left of my diet.
I’d really like to have one week where my diary’s all ‘breezed through this week! Everything was awesome! Lost like a squillion pounds! Learnt loads! Basically a Jedi now!’ etc.
In which steak and also vodka and YOU ARE NOT TO JUDGE ME.
Still on a crazy diet, still documenting it for xoJane.
I’m still documenting my SPACE DIET for xoJane UK. This week, I go on an odyssey of ham.
By me, for xoJane. Contains nuns and halitosis.
By me, for xoJane UK.