Thanks to the plague, my @UsVsTh3m leaving drinks didn’t go *quite* as planned.
5 ways to survive a panic attack - by me, for Buzzfeed.
For I know of what I speak, etc.
11 foolproof ways to get through diet season - by me, for Buzzfeed.
The 10 emotions we all experience in Primark - by me, for Buzzfeed.
Including queueing, which counts as an emotion when you’re British.
Something for everyone!
HOT SPRINGS ROBYN
Here I am in ELLE magazine again, on running in the DARK because I’m SHIT.
Hi, have we met? I’m the world’s cosiest woman.
My top 10 TV episodes of 2013, for Shortlist.com.
Do you know your Florentino from your Fermina? I made a Love in the Time of Cholera quiz for Shortlist.com. Take it, you bitch! Take it now!
Best cracker joke ever.
Hooray for codeine!
(It’s okay, I have toothache. It’s legit codeine)
When did I become the world’s most twee homeworker, please?
- Mulled wine
- Christmas 24
- Christmas markets
- The bit between Christmas and New Year
- Carol singers
- Christmas TV ads
- Christmas sandwiches
- Doctor Who at Christmas
- The Nativity
- Christmas decorations
- Christmas albums
- The weather on Christmas Day.
What will we spuriously swear about next? Open door number 16 and find out!